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doctorcaslock:

fleurishes:

kindagamey:

There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.- Nikos Kazantzakis

Always always always reblog.

TIME LORD ALERT

doctorcaslock:

fleurishes:

kindagamey:

There is only one woman in the world. One woman, with many faces.
- Nikos Kazantzakis

Always always always reblog.

TIME LORD ALERT

Don’t Fuck With an English Teacher
ofwillgkta:

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

no this is omg what NO

ofwillgkta:

migrated:

change the direction of the train if you concentrate

no this is omg what NO

lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

lulz-time:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

damngruchy:

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

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my grandma is 82

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loveinallcolors:


Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?
Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.
Ellen: Ok.
Tina: Not even after it’s born.
Ellen: Not even after it’s born?
Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.
Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.

All the awards.

loveinallcolors:

Ellen: Do you know the sex of the child?

Tina: We decided we are going to wait. We’re going to find out…never.

Ellen: Ok.

Tina: Not even after it’s born.

Ellen: Not even after it’s born?

Tina: I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom.

Ellen: Give it time to figure it out. Good for you.

All the awards.

the-bitch-goddess-success:

youngblackandvegan:

satanic2chainz:

extraordinarybrother:

princethepurpleking:

Sisters are evil

I laughed at this shit for like 5min

oh my god

#shortpeoplesrevenge

Actual Troll Master

the-bitch-goddess-success:

youngblackandvegan:

satanic2chainz:

extraordinarybrother:

princethepurpleking:

Sisters are evil

I laughed at this shit for like 5min

oh my god

#shortpeoplesrevenge

Actual Troll Master